2: A Punnet Insult Generator

The basic idea of a Punnett square is simply a way to illustrate all possible ways that two lists of things can be combined. The table below is sort of a large, non-genetic Punnett square showing how adjectives and nouns can be combined to create insults for fun and profit. Along the top we’ll list 7 possible adjectives, and along the side we’ll list 7 possible nouns. Put your cursor over the boxes to see the insults appear.

	1. slab-faced	2. one-eyed	3. clap-trap	4. gangly-legged	5. snaggle-toothed	6. club-footed	7. slimy-skinned
1. pancake	slab-faced pancake	one-eyed pancake	clap-trap pancake	gangly-legged pancake	snaggle-toothed pancake	club-footed pancake	slimy-skinned pancake
2. cnidarian	slab-faced cnidarian	one-eyed cnidarian	clap-trap cnidarian	gangly-legged cnidarian	snaggle-toothed cnidarian	club-footed cnidarian	slimy-skinned cnidarian
3. half-orc	slab-faced half-orc	one-eyed half-orc	clap-trap half-orc	gangly-legged half-orc	snaggle-toothed half-orc	club-footed half-orc	slimy-skinned half-orc
4. political wanna-be	slab-faced political wanna-be	one-eyed political wanna-be	clap-trap political wanna-be	gangly-legged political wanna-be	snaggle-toothed political wanna-be	club-footed political wanna-be	slimy-skinned political wanna-be
5. social butterfly	slab-faced social butterfly	one-eyed social butterfly	clap-trap social butterfly	gangly-legged social butterfly	snaggle-toothed social butterfly	club-footed social butterfly	slimy-skinned social butterfly
6. supermodel	slab-faced supermodel	one-eyed supermodel	clap-trap supermodel	gangly-legged supermodel	snaggle-toothed supermodel	club-footed supermodel	slimy-skinned supermodel
7. spawn of evil	slab-faced spawn of evil	one-eyed spawn of evil	clap-trap spawn of evil	gangly-legged spawn of evil	snaggle-toothed spawn of evil	club-footed spawn of evil	slimy-skinned spawn of evil

Now click Insult me! to choose your insult:

Insult-O-Matic

adjective:

-6-

noun:

-1-

Excuse me, sir/ma’am, you are a
pea-brained popsicle

By the way, how many possible insults are there?

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